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This has to be the super best super mario clone ever.

Multiplayer, Co-op (same time)

With dynamic split-screen (only when needed)

Hope you are paying attention Nintendo!

Video after the Jump

   Alright, my mind is completly blown. Texting while having sex? Seriously? What the hell is wrong with people these days. I can understand texting here or there, even when possibly less than proper timing, but to do so during sex? Wow. This really comes across to me as saying: Holy shit, you suck that bad.

   How many people say it is alright? or acceptable to have text and have sex at the same time? Find out after the jump!

  A while back there was a post on http://www.gizmodo.com about a possible new IPhone which they obtained from someone for $5000. Apple called and asked for the device back so they gladly returned it to them, and one would gather all would be fine. Not so much. A search warrent was just served searching the posters house.

  I'm going to refrain from commenting until the full details are revealed as to exactly what is going on.

Angry Black News Guy here, and wow just fucking watch

   You know sometimes you come up with a clever scheme and you think to yourself, " Yeah, I bet i could get away with that " and when you try, you ultimately fail. Fine, fair enough, shit happens. This however is what makes me pissed off: You brilliantly lie and suggest you are a FEDERAL agent with the IRS doing some bullshit investigation long-term, and stay at some family ran hotel for two years, without paying for your $79/day room, running your bill up to $55,000, and then, only get probation and have to pay the money back due to "Health" related issues. Now, excuse me, but why the hell should ANYONE who breaks the law be given special treatment for HEALTH related issues? Basically, not only do we have failure to make payment (which in my opinion is virtually the same as stealing, in this instance it's stealing a service as aposed to stealing a physical item, but stealing never the less), and impersionating a federal employee (which last time I check was a pretty huge offense). Seriously, what kind of message does this send about our legal system? Oh, if you have diabeties you can do whatever the fuck you want, we will just slap you on the wrist, make you pay the fine, and watch you like a hawk for a few years. God forbid we punish people for willfully and knowingly BREAK the god damn law. Fuck 'em. You want to stay somewhere for free? Put your fucking ass in a nice 6x6 (I know i'm generious) grey cell, and enjoy. This kind of thing seriously pisses me off. The inequallity of justice is a sin.

 Pirates jack three Thai fishing boats.

            Fishing boats? really? have pirates become so damn desperate for floating vessels they steal basic fishing boats to keep their operations going? Maybe the Thai are secretly involved in a secret transfer of unknown materials only claiming to be attacked and taken hostage only to be released unharmed. Many questions circle around the deep depths of what happens in these murky waters. What are the pirates doing? What are they plotting? Is there a goal? Are they building a ill-tempered naval fishing fleet?! Only time can answer these questions. Only then will we know what happens out at sea, where you can scream as much as you want, and nobody will give a damn.